Western Lawyer


A lawyer from New York is transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West. After several weeks there he notices that the town was populated solely by men. He asks one of the local cowboys, So what do you do when you get the urge for a woman?

The cowboy replies, See them thar sheep up on thet hill. We just go git us one.

That is disgusting and barbaric!Î replies the lawyer.

After about 3 months the lawyer could not stand it any longer. He decides that if he was going to do a sheep, he would show these yokels how to do it right.

He picks out the prettiest sheep of the bunch, baths her, puts a pink ribbon on her, serves her hay on a china plate, dresses her in fine lingerie, and then takes the sheep to bed.

After he finishes he decides to take his new found lover out for a drink.

He wanders into the local saloon with the sheep under his arm. The piano falls silent, the cowboys drop their drinks and stare in shocked disbelief.

The lawyer exclaims, You bunch of hypocrites. You look at me as if I'm some sort of freak for doing what you've been doing all along. I'm just doing it with more class!

That ain't the problem, replies one cowboy, That's the sheriff's gal you're with.


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