Boy on Balcony

Ron and Lisa had a small apartment in the city and decided that the only way to pull off a sunday afternoon quickie with thier ten year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on the neighborhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put thier plan into operation.

"Theres a car being towed from the parking lot", he said, "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed, "Looks like the Anderson's are having company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and dad shot up in bed, "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony with binoculars too," the son replied....

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