Blonde Constuction Workers

Two blondes are working on a house. One of them, who's nailing down siding, has been reaching into her pouch, pulling out a nail, and either tossing it over her shoulder or nailing it in.

The second blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asks, "Hey--how come you're throwing half the nails over your shoulder?"

The first blonde explains, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away because it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in."

"You moron!" the second blonde yells. "The nails pointed toward you aren't defective. They're for the other side of the house!"

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