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A dialogue while Moses is at the top of Sinai.... GOD: And remember, Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother's milk. It is cruel. Moses: Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together. GOD: No, what I'm saying is, never cook a calf in its mother's milk. Moses: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance! What you are really saying is we should wait six hours after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our stomachs. GOD: No, Moses, what I'm saying is, don't cook a calf in it's mother's milk!!! Moses: Oh, Lord! Please don't strike me down for my stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate set of dishes for milk and a separate set for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside.... GOD: Moses, do whatever the hell you want... |
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