Old Nun and Young Nun

There was an old nun and a young nun talking in the convent. The old nun said to the young nun, "I must go on a trip. I will be gone for one week. During that time, you will be in charge around here. Just make sure that everything gets taken care of as you have seen me do. Also, you will need to give the Father his bath every evening."

On her first night alone, the young nun is giving the Father his bath, when she looks down and asks the Father "What is that thing between your legs?" The Father replied, "That is the key to heaven. After we are done here, you go in and lay down on my bed, and I will come in and give you the key to heaven."

So the young nun does as she is told, and the Father does as he said he would.

At the end of the week the old nun returns. She approaches the young nun and asks, "How did this past week go? Did you remember to give the Father his bath every night?" The young nun answered, "Yes, everything went fine. I even  received the key to heaven every night you were gone."

"The key to heaven?", the old nun quizzed.
"Yes, the key to heaven. You know, that thing between the Father's legs", the young nun replied.
The old nun exclaimed, "The key to heaven!
He told me it was Gabriel's Horn. I've been blowing it for twenty years!!"

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