Some Prayers


A young wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife said.

Their daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"


The best prayer he ever heard was:
"Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am."


 

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