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Cannibal Father
The cannibal father decided that it was time that junior was
to participate in the gathering of food. After a long walk, they come across an
unsuspecting missionary. The father cannibal admonishes junior, and says,
" As this is your first time out, you start at the feet, and I'll start at the head.
BUT, remember, you must eat slowly so you don't get sick ."
" Okay dad," replies junior.
A few minutes after they start eating, the father asks junior,
" How's it going junior, are you okay ?"
" Yes dad," replies junior, " I'm having a ball."
"Darn it junior," bemoans the father, " I told you to eat slowly."
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