The Old Couple

There's this couple in their 60's and they want to start having children again.  So they go to a fertility clinic.  The doctor says "I need a sperm sample.  Take this jar, go home,do your stuff, and bring it back to me in two weeks".

So the couple goes home.  Two weeks later, the couple brings the jar back to the fertility doctor.  The doctor looks in the jar and says "The jar is empty!  What happened?"

The old man replies "Well sir, I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand.  My wife tried with her right hand, she tried with her left hand.  She tried it with her teeth in, she tried it with her teeth out.

But we just couldn't get the lid off the damn jar!"

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