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NIXON vs.
CLINTON
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
Nixon: His biggest fear the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear a Cold Sore
Nixon: Carpet bombing
Clinton: Carpet burning
Nixon: His Vice-President was a Greek
Clinton: His Vice-President is a geek
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her
Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute
gap in the Watergate tape
Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-dd bra in his brief case
Nixon: His name was Tricky Dick
Clinton: No difference
Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President
Nixon: Known for campaign slogan
"Nixon's the one"
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him and saying "He's the one"
Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak
Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon
Liddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with G. Spot
Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho, left mess on chin
Nixon: Talked about achieving peace
with honor
Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her.
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