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Poor Olaf
Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the
morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Swen and
Lars to come and try to I.D. the body.
Swen went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Swen said "Yaa, he's burnt
pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Swen looked at his ass and said "No dat ain't
Olaf."
The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was kind of strange.
Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body and Lars looked at him and said "Yaa he's
burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Lars looked down at his ass and said "No dat ain't
Olaf."
The mortician said "How can you tell?" Lars said "Well Olaf had two
assholes."
"What? he had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yaa, everyone in town
knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say
"Here comes Olaf with them two assholes!"
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