Police Stories


A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car. Instead of the payment, he sent the police department a photograph of two 20 dollar-bills.  Several days later, he received a letter from the police department that contained another picture-of handcuffs.

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A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders.  But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer found the problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said RADAR TRAP AHEAD." A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy's accomplice, another 10 year old boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket at his feet, full of change.

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