Fluff: Duck Hunting

"An optimist and a pessimist went duck hunting in a boat. Each time they shot a duck, the optimist would send his dog to retrieve it. Incredible as it sounds, the dog would walk across the water, grab the duck, and return to the boat. The water walking continued for the rest of the day. All the while, the pessimist said nothing.

While having drinks later that evening, the optimist could wait no longer. He turned to the pessimist and said, "By the way, did you notice anything unusual about my dog?" To which the pessimist replied, "Yes, he can't swim."

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