HEAVENLY WORK

A German, a Polish guy and an Italian are on their way to heaven and are checking in with St. Peter at the gate." Oh", says St.Peter," you are the building contractors from earth I am waiting for.

The heavens gate needs repairing. It is sagging and squeeking. Perhaps you can give me an estimate each how much it might cost to fix that".

The German says:"I am trained to do nothing but quality work . I will charge you 300 HD's (Heavenly Dollars)"

"Sounds fair enough" says St.Peter and turns to the Polish guy, who says: "I am not as well trained as the German", but most people are satisfied with my work. I will do it for 90 HD's".

And" how about you" St.Peter says, turning to the Italian. " I will have it done for 290 HD's". "How you arrived at an odd number like that" , St. Peter says, and the Italian steps up to him , whispering in his ear: "100 for you, 100 for me and 90 HD's for the Polish guy to do the work".

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