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The Stutterer
"Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me, d-doc, b-but I have th-th-this st-st-stutter problem
and I-I-I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could me help m-m-me", said the patient to
the doctor.
"Well, take off your clothes, get into this gown and I will check you over and run
some tests", replies the physician.
"Ummm, I do believe I see the problem" the doctor says after a thorough going
over of the man. "Your penis is so large and so heavy, it is actually pulling down
your vocal chords. We will need to cut off about six inches to relieve the strain on your
throat"
"I-I-I c-c-can't st-stand th-this st-st-stuttering any longer, it-it-it k-k-keeps
from get-getting pretty g-g-girls, so do-do it"
Six months later the patient returns to the doctors office with another complaint,
"Doc, the operation was a great success, I can pick up all the pretty girls now, but
the sex is terrible, please put back those six inches you removed"
Doctor: "F-f-f-fuck off!"
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