SUPERMAN

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One day Superman was flying along, feeling kind of horny. He had a busy day ahead of him, but just had to satisfy his urge. So he decided he would fly over to Wonder Women's house to see what she was doing. As he got closer he used his x-ray vision, and  to his suprise, Wonder Women was lying on her bed totally nude.

Superman thought "this is great! I'll just zip right in there, do my business, and before she knows it, I'll be gone." So, Superman blasts in, right on top of Wonder Women, does the deed at light speed, and is gone in a flash.

Wonder Women, not quite knowing what hit her said "WHOA! What was that?"

The Invisible Man replied. "I don't know, but my ass sure is sore!"

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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was,the florist said.

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location".

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