Avid gambler-- Avid gambler-- Shortly after lunch, the father
called the teacher and asked her how things
It was little Johnny's first day in school">
It was little Johnny's first day in school, so his father looked up the
teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that he was an
avid gambler. He warned that little Johnny might win lunch money from the
other
kids if he was not watched closely. The teacher did not seem disturbed,
assured the father that she had handled many such problems and was very
capable of taking care of little Johnny's urge to gamble.
were going. "Oh, everything is going very well." She said. "I think I may
have
cured little Johnny of his gambling habit." The father asked her what had
happened. "The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me ten dollars
that
I had a mole on my rear." She said. "I finally agreed to the bet and took
him
to the teacher's lounge to show him that I had no mole." "Damn!" The father
said. "He bet me fifty dollars this morning that he would see the teacher's
ass before the day was over." >>