Hello Dolly...

These two guys are working at a mortuary....the senior mortician and his understudy. It's gettin late and the senior moritician tells the understudy that he's going out to this killer party and that there is also this dead body coming over from the hospital and that it would need some prep work and it would be nothing that the understudy couldn't handle....

The understudy agreed to handle the prep-work...and was given a phone number of the party the senior mortician would be at in case there was any problems. He was told, however, by the senior mortician that he was not to call for anything less than emergency.

Well, the mortician leaves for the party.... and about an hour later....the hospital sends over this recently deceased guy. The understudy rolls him in to the workroom.... and starts to prep him..... he's washing him.... cleaning him....all over until he gets to the guys asshole where he notices this cork stuck up in it. Well, he's curious naturally as to what it's doing there..... so he pulls it out....and all of a sudden, from this guys asshole comes: "Hello, Dolly...Hello, Dolly it's so nice to have you back where you be.........." 

He is so shocked he quickly takes the cork and inserts it back into the guys butt to shut it up. Well, the guy can't believe it.....so he has to see if he was dreaming....... so he pulls out the cork again and again comes:  

"Hello, Dolly...Hello, Dolly it's so nice to have you back where you be......." and again puts the cork back in.

"Hmmmmm" he says... and pulls out the number of the place where the party was at and phones the mortician..... He tells him that he won't explain it on the phone..... but that he'd better come back to the mortuary....... because he'd never believe it on the phone.

The mortician reluctantly leaves the party and drives down to the mortuary.... and angrily asks the understudy why he was pulled from the party to come down there.

The understudy walks over to the corpse....... pulls out the cork from the asshole.... and lo and behold comes this song once again..... "Hello, Dolly...Hello, Dolly it's so nice to have you back where you be.........." and this time the mortician angrily takes the cork and inserts it back in...... and loudly yells at the understudy....

You mean you called me all the way down here to hear some asshole sing "Hello, Dolly???"

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