FROM YOUR INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER (ISP):

YOU HAVE BEEN ONLINE.....

1. You have been online for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay online?
Please respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off.

2. You have been online for 92 minutes. Do you still want to stay
online? Please respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off.

3. You have been online for 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on
you, but there are other people in the world who would like to sign on.

4. You DO realize that you have been online for 184 minutes, right?
When was the last time you went outside?

5. Ok, this is getting ridiculous. You have been online for 240 minutes.
Frankly, you are starting to piss us off. If you sign off now, we will bring
back your buddie list, ok?

6. You have now been online for 360 minutes. We promised you unlimited time, we know, but can't you just finish up NOW and go read a good book?

7. You have been online for 467 minutes. Do you remember your family members' names?

8. You have been online for 513 minutes. Your spouse has left you and your dog is starving. Do you wish to remain online?

9. You have been online for 724 minutes. Steve Case is coming over personally to kick your ass.

10. You have been online 852 minutes. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY HOURS THAT IS?!?!?!?!

11. You have been online for 921 minutes. Do you realize that AOL averages 921 complaints per hour about busy phone lines? This is because of YOU, you loser! Now log off and go to bed!!!!

12. You have been online for 1000 minutes. When AOL unlimited, we didn't think you would take it literally, Now hang up before we go broke!!!!!

13. You have been on since yesterday. Ok, if you don't get off, we are coming to your house and pulling the damn phone out of the wall!!!

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