A lawyer buys a $60,000 Lexus. For weeks all he talks about is his
$60,000 Lexus. One day, while driving to work, he's broadsided, and his
car is totaled. The lawyer emerges from his car and begins wailing to
the offending driver, "How could you do this to my $60,000 Lexus?"

A policeman arrives on the scene, and while he's writing up the report
the lawyer is still ranting about his $60,000 Lexus. Finally, the
policeman can't take any more, and he turns to the lawyer and says:
"You lawyers are all alike, so selfish and materialistic. For example,
look at yourself. Your left arm has been torn off, and all you care
about is your car."

For the first time the lawyer looks down at his left arm and notices
that it's gone. And he immediately gasps, "Oh, my God! Where's my
$3,000 Rolex?"