You "betcha" you're from Minnesota when:

1. you only own three spices.... salt">

You "betcha" you're from Minnesota when:

1. you only own three spices.... salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. You have more miles on your snow blower than on your car.
3. You know Ole and Lena personally.
4. You've spent the last 15 minutes getting your child dressed to play  in the snow only to have him tell you he has to go "Potty" NOW.
5. You design your Halloween costume to fit over snowmobile suits.
6. You feel warm and toasty at -12 degrees.
7. You know that leaves make good toilet paper.
8. You know the four seasons....Winter, still winter, not winter and almost winter.
9. Though you're not breaking the law, you break into a cold sweat when the game warden appears.
10. You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
11. You think the opening of deer season is a national holiday.
12. You thought "Grumpy Old Men" was a documentary.
13. You find -40 degrees only a mite chilly.
14. You think everyone from a different state has an accent.
15. Your husband thinks sexy lingerie is a flannel nightgown with only eight buttons.
16. You've ever taken your kids trick or treating in a blizzard.
17. You find it exciting to stare through a hole in the ice and look at the bottom of the lake.
18. You have ten favorite recipes for venison.
19. You can tell the difference between a gopher and a chipmunk at 300 yards.
20. You think white rice is exotic and wild rice is a hot dish.
21. You've attended a formal affair, in your best dress, wearing your finest jewelry and your sorrels.
22. Somewhere in the state is a piece of frozen metal with bits of your tongue stuck to it.
23. At least 3 times a year your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
24. When you win the prize for the smallest fish, you're proud of it.