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THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest when suddenly a tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come down and pull themselves from the vehicle they realize they're in the land of OZ. Naturally they decide to go to see the Wizard of OZ. Quayle says "I'm going to ask
the Wizard for a brain." O.J. again-- A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles and thinks, "Wow this traffic seems worse than usual. We're not even moving." Noticing a police officer walking down the highway between the cars, the man rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me officer...what's the holdup?" "It's O.J. Simpson," says the cop. "He's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway and threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire because he doesn't have the $8.5 million for the Goldman's. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him." The man says, "A collection, huh? How much have you got so far?" "So far...10 gallons." |
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