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The makers of Viagra have announced a plan to use proceeds
from the sale of Viagra to finance the development of a pill for women that will
make elderly men desirable.
Also, the National Organization of Potent Men has announced a plan to protest the
distribution of Viagra. A spokesman for the orgranization stated "Viagra gives
an impotent man the ability to sustain an erection for up to 4 hours. This causes
feelings of inadequacy, a leading cause of impotency, in normally potent men".
The organization fears a sudden and dramatic shift in the demographics of it's membership.
In other news, Kenneth Starr is reportedly investigating a rumor that the Republican Party
had used Bob Dole's supply of Viagra from clinical trials to spike fast food deliveries to
the Whitehouse.
The Whitehouse has confirmed a report that the entire male staff had participated in a
"blind" clinical study in which all but one individual had received a placebo.
There was no comment as to the identity of that individual.
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