~ You refer to a displaced person as a Lurker
~ Your license plate reads "WHITSTAR 1"
~ You refer to your basement as Downbelow
~ Your answering machine message is "What do you want you moonfaced assassin of Joy"
~ You're afraid to squash a bug because you think it might be related to the Gaim ambassador
~ You think the psychic hotline is for reporting Rogue telepaths
~ You're overheard in church praying to "The Great Maker"
~ You think California suffers from mind quakes
~ You slap your wrist whenever the phone rings
~ You think the Titanic sank because Jinxo wasn't aboard
~ You have your bed angled at 45 because you don't want to tempt fate
~ You go into a bar and order a Jovian sunspot
~ You believe when you die you'll go to heaven and become a Vorlon
~ You think St. Patrick's Day is a green Drazi holiday
~ You tell someone to kiss your pouch
~ You go to the florist and ask for a bouquet of Star Laces
~ You categorize your friends in three groups: worker, warrior, religious
~ You name your kids after you favorite character on the show
~ You can explain how a Whitestar works but can't program your VCR
~ You call any gun a slug thrower
~ You know answers to questions JMS can't answer
~ You know the opening sequences for all five seasons and all the movies by heart
~ The Babylon 5 crew photo has replaced the picture of your kids on your desk
~ You shut off the ringer on your phone whenever Babylon 5 is on
~ You plan your wedding to include the Minbari ceremony of marriage
~ You can name every race in the Alliance
~ You can spell the creator of the shows name correctly
~ You go into a gourmet shop looking for fresh spoo
~ You use your favorite races gesture instead of shaking hands
~ You refer to an elevator (or lift) as a transport tube
~ You can't take more than five steps into your local hobby store before the counterperson says, "No new Babylon 5 stuff has come in."
~ Your spouse catches you trying to make your own Minbari fighting pike out of tuna cans
~ Your computer crashes and you blame Sparky
~ Every time you see the kid who got you in trouble for throwing the paper airplane in class, you yell, "Shonkar!" and try to kill them
~ You have a graveyard outside your house as a tribute to those who have died "for the cause"
~ You wonder why flarn isn't on the McDonalds menu
~ While interviewing difficult clients you wonder if The Inquisitor is for hire
~ You start every letter with "Hello, old friend" and end with "In Valen's name"
~ You've memorized every word of Minbari ever spoken and quote it at appropriate (and inappropriate) moments
~ Whenever discussing relationships with your friends you always steer the conversation around to Sheridan & Delenn
~ You ask your hairdresser to make your hair look just like Londos
~ Your computer has so many Babylon 5 files on it that it can barely perform basic functions
~ You grab the guy at the software store by the shirt and say, "What do you mean 'what is Babylon 5'"
~ You get robbed and start yelling for Garabaldi
~ You walk into a paint store and say " I'm thinking, Pastels"
~ You buy a bunch of starfury models just so you can build your own starfury wing
~ When you pull out of your garage you say, "Launch Zeta Wing"
~ You check the Lurkers Guide every five minutes to see if it's been updated
~ You talk about Babylon 5 so much that everyone knows what you're talking about even if they've never seen the show
~ Your computer passwords are all Babylon 5 related
~ You have so many Babylon 5 bookmarks it crashes your computer
~ You call for Lorien as your car careens off a cliff
~ You refuse to let anyone dressed in black and wearing a badge to look at you
~ Your answering machine says, "You have reached the Psicorp. I know who you are. I know your phone number. I know what you want. Do not leave a message and I will get back to you"
~ You watch "The Real Ghostbusters " in hopes that they contain clues to the Babylon 5 arc
~ You start counting down the days until the airing of the last episode of Babylon 5 using the Z-minus notation
~ After it ends you throw yourself off a ledge, being chased by reminders of all the bad programming on television
~ Your computer startup wave is the Babylon 5 theme
~ You swear the movie "Tron" was about Sheridan being captured and integrated
~ You say "Great Maker" instead of "Oh, God" while having sex
~ Someone calls you sir/madam and you tell them you're not a Sir/Madame, you're a Ranger
~ You wake up to find everyone gone, the computers are off, and you're being asked about the time that you blanked out for a day
~ You're in the UK and see and ad for the army asking, "Which weapon would you use first?" and you shout back, "Minbari War Cruiser"
~ You know more than five people on the cast and/or crew on a first name basis
~ You go into a donut shop and ask for a hot Jala
~ Your friends/family never call you whenever Babylon 5 is on because they know you won't answer the phone
~ You tell your fiancé that you'll marry them only after the two of you perform all the Minbari ceremonies
~ Someone calls you a bonehead and you tell them you aren't Minbari
~ You ask your date if they made reservations to The Fresh Air Lounge
~ You tell your friends after the date that your date didn't get past one
~ A question on your history test is "What were the two sides in the Civil War?" and you answer, "Earth and Babylon 5."
~ You tell your kids to behave or you'll have Mr. Garabaldi sentence them to cleaning the methane bathroom
~ You think Dracula was the leader of the Drak
~ Every time your life takes a turn you start humming the theme music and doodling credits
~ You see Walter Koenig on Star Trek and wonder where his Psi Corp pin is
~ You get a scribbled phone message from D*l*n* and it takes you a minute to realize the caller was Darlene
~ You see the University of Illinois logo on a football field while channel surfing and think it's the Psi Corps logo
~ You spend weeks compiling a "You know you are a Babylon 5 addict if" list