A man walks into a Victoria's Secret. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" ask the clerk.

"Type?" inquired the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around!" said the saleslady, as she pointed to a sea of bras in every shape,size color and material. " Actually, even with all this variety, there is only three types of bras," replied the sales clerk.

Confused, the man asked what were the types?.

The saleslady replied " The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. " Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man ask, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded "It is really quite simple. "the Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills!."