1. Winnie the pooh............. he was obsessive compulsive.........think about it...... he HAD to have honey, he ate it all the time, when he was out of it, he got more........ no matter what, bee sting after bee sting he just had to have that honey........and when he got it, he ate so much that sometimes he couldn't get out of his house............. which also classifies him as a drug addict.   He was also a flaser............ he wore a shirt, but no pants........... hmm exposing??? doesn't sound too " wholesome " to me.

2. Eyeore........ ( my personal fav. ) Eyeore is a classic example of distymia (depression which last for more than 3 years)........ think about it.......... he was ALWAYS depressed........... he also suffered from an accute case of Alzheimer disease........ come on, who loses their tale that much, hmmmm????? 

3. Tigger........... T I double G ER ................ hmmmmmmmmm early ebonics in childhood???? not a good way to start is it????  Tigger was the manic depressive out of the group.............. just think............ one minute he was all quiet, but as  soon as someone started him going............... BAM bouncing all over the place............ he was also the main instigator............. ever was there a problem, he was startin  it........ do you know anyone who wants their kids doin that??????

4. Rabbit................ ohhh rabbit............ hmm can we say narcisistic complex, or as one movie stated it " god complex". He thought he could do anything.......... which leads to dillusion of grandure in young peoples minds causing them to do dangerous things....do you want your kids doing dangerous things?????????? hmmmmmm dont think so

5. Piglet............ one word " agorophobic " nuff said.............. ya dont want your kid all high strung, but ya also dont want him running from his own shadow........... right??

6. And maybe the worst of them all.............. Christopher Robin..........the demented schitzophrenic, behavioral disorder suffering ring leader whos twisted mind brought all this to "reality"............ just think about it.......... 

Burt and Ernie???? 2 batchelors, lived in the same pad for 20 years with nothin  but themselves and a rubber duckie??

Mr Rogers, an old man who lived alone, at the end of a dead end street in a town full of kids............ fantasized about hand puppetts........... undressed in public. and liked the speedy delivery guy wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too much