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I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became
hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a recent blizzard in North Dakota.
It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, but frozen half to death,
he finally reached the front door and knocked on it. A grizzled old farmer answered, and
the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the nite.
"Why sure young fella, I can give ya a place to bunk." said the hospitable old
man. "But I ain't got no daughter for ya to sleep with, like ya always hear about in
them thar jokes."
"Oh !" said the salesman. Then thinking a moment or two said, "Just how far
is it to the next house ?"
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his
wife mow the lawn.
A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You
should be hung!"
To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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