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A woman went out into her front yard and discovered that she had a gorilla in her tree. She promptly called the exterminator and he came right away. He arrived with four things to get rid of the gorrilla - handcuffs, a stick, a chihuaha and a gun. He said, " lady, I am going to go up in that tree and poke the gorilla with this stick. When he falls to the ground he will have a big surprise. I have trained that little dog to clamp on to the gorilla's private parts. When he reaches for this part of his anatomy, you handcuff him and we'll take hime away. The woman then asked," Then what is the gun
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