A police man pulled over a car and told the driver he had won $5.000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.

"What are you going to with the money?" asked the police man.

"Well, I guess I'm gonna get a drivers license", he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat "He always lies alot when he is drunk."

Then the kid in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't t get far on a stolen car."

At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are we over the borders yet?"