New Yorker and Californian

A Californian and an New Yorker were seated next to a Georgian in an overseas flight. After a
few cocktails">

New Yorker and Californian

A Californian and an New Yorker were seated next to a Georgian in an overseas flight. After a
few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Californian bragged, "and this morning she
made me Spanish omletes and she told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the New Yorker responded, "and this morning
she made me blueberry blintzes and told me she could never love another man."

When the Georgian remained silent, the Californian smugly asked, "And how many times did
you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the New Yorker arrogantly snorted. "And what did she says to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."