Ways To Tell You Won’t Win The Indi-500--

# 10 Your car is a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle
# 9 You always drive the speed limit but usually less.
# 8 Your car only has new car dealer stickers on it from the previous owner.
# 7 Your pit crew is your wife and kids.
# 6 Your car mechanic works at Marathon Oil.
# 5 You have to work at 7/11 on race day.
# 4 Your car is on blocks in the front yard.
# 3 You have a date in a chat room during race time for some cyber cookies.
# 2 No one is going to pay you to say">

Ways To Tell You Won’t Win The Indi-500--

# 10 Your car is a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle
# 9 You always drive the speed limit but usually less.
# 8 Your car only has new car dealer stickers on it from the previous owner.
# 7 Your pit crew is your wife and kids.
# 6 Your car mechanic works at Marathon Oil.
# 5 You have to work at 7/11 on race day.
# 4 Your car is on blocks in the front yard.
# 3 You have a date in a chat room during race time for some cyber cookies.
# 2 No one is going to pay you to say, I'm going to Disneyland after the race.
# 1 You think a checkered flag is used to play a game called Chess.

+ 1 Anything that goes in circles makes you dizzy