You might be a redneck if...

1. A loved one was cleaned up for burial and no one recognized them at the funeral.

2. You can't shop at the Salvation Army because you don't meet the dress code.

3.You've ever been kicked out of a soup line because of your appearance.

4. Your life goal is to see every episode of the Dukes of Hazard.

5. You've ever "squealed out" in a funeral procession.

6. You've ever taken a beer to a job interview.

7. You've ever taken a cooler to church.

8. You've ever relieved yourself from a moving vehicle while driving.

9. You've ever removed the seats from your car so all of your kids could fit in it.

10. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, you ask her to bring back beer.

11. You think at a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires has the right of way.

12. You brought a date to the wedding and you were the groom.

13. You've ever given livestock as a wedding gift.

14. You've got more feathers in your hat than a full-grown ostrich.

15. You've ever gotten fired from a carnival job because of your appearance.

16. Motel 6 turns their lights off when they see you coming.

17. You've ever used up all of your deer tags at a golf course.

18. Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

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