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Reporter in Armenia
A western reporter goes to Armenia to write articles about
that land. He meets an old man in a village and asks him about any memorable events in his
life.
The old man says "well one time my donkey got lost, so me and my neighbors got some
vodka and went looking for it. We looked and looked and finally found the donkey. Then we
drank the vodka, and one by one, we started screwing the donkey. It was a lot of
fun."
The reporter figured he can't write an article about that, so he asked the old man to tell
him another story.
The old man said: "well, one time my neighbor's wife got lost, so me and all the
village men got some vodka and went out looking for her. We looked and looked and finally
we found her. Then we drank the vodka, and one by one, we screwed the neighbor's wife. It
was a lot of fun."
The reporter, feeling frustrated, told the old man that he couldn't write articles about
those stories and asked him if he had any dramatic or sad memories that he could talk
about.
The old man paused a little and with a sad expression on his face said:
"Well, one time I was lost........"
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