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For all soldiers: Remember your equipment was made by the lowest bidder.

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech."

The first song played on Armed Forces Radio during operation Desert Shield
was Rock the Casba by the Clash.

In 1920 Ray Chapman a shortstop for the Cleveland Indians, is the only
player ever killed as a result of a major league baseball game. He was hit
in the temple with a pitch and died
the next day.

Hong Kong has the world's largest double-decker tram fleet in the world.

Jackals have one more pair of chromosomes than dogs or wolves.

The Speed of light is 186,282.297miles/sec

More capital cities begin with B than any other letter: Berlin, Berne, Bonn,
Bucharest, Budapest, Buenos Aires, Brasilia, Baghdad, Bratislava, Brussels,
Belgrade, Bogato and of
course Belfast.

The only word with all the vowels in reverse order is subcontinental

Have you ever noticed that the SAVE icon on Microsoft Software shows a
floppy disk, with the shutter on backwards.
The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those
of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Quebec and Newfoundland are the only two Canadian provinces which do not
allow personalized license plates.