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REMEMBER OLD FOLKS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE,
WITH SILVER IN THEIR HAIR,
GOLD IN THEIR TEETH, STONES IN THEIR KIDNEYS, LEAD IN THEIR FEET
AND
GAS IN THEIR STOMACHS.
I HAVE BECOME A LITTLE OLDER SINCE I
LAST SAW YOU AND A FEW CHANGES HAVE
COME INTO MY LIFE SINCE THEN. FRANKLY, I HAVE BECOME QUITE A
FRIVOLOUS GAL.
I'M SEEING FIVE GENTLEMAN EVERY DAY. AS
SOON AS I WAKE UP, WILL POWER
HELPS ME GET OUT OF BED. THEN I GO SEE JOHN. THEN CHARLIE HORSE
COMES ALONG,
AND WHEN HE IS HERE HE TAKES A LOT OF MY TIME AND ATTENTION.
WHEN HE LEAVES , ARTHUR RITIS SHOWS UP AND STAYS THE REST OF THE
DAY.
HE DOESN'T LIKE TO STAY IN ONE PLACE VERY LONG, SO HE TAKES ME
FROM JOINT
TO JOINT. AFTER SUCH A BUSY DAY I'M REALLY TIRED AND GLAD TO GO
TO BED WITH
BEN GAY.
WHAT A LIFE .............
P.S. - PREACHER CAME TO CALL THE OTHER
DAY. HE SAID, AT MY AGE I SHOULD BE
THINKING ABOUT THE HERE AFTER. I TOLD HIM, OH, I DO ALL THE TIME.
NO MATTER WHERE I AM, IN THE PARLOR , UPSTAIRS, IN THE KITCHEN OR
DOWN IN
THE BASEMENT. I ASK MYSELF
NOW..."WHAT AM I HERE FOR?"....
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