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PICKING OUT THE FUTURE A husband and wife were coming back from the funeral of a friend's wife. After a period, this guy's wife asks: "If I were to die, would you re-marry?" The guy says "Well, I would think so - I'm still young enough and have plenty of years left." She asks "Would you still live in our house?" "Well, I like our house and don't think I'd want to move anywhere. So, yeah, we'd probably live in our house." She asks again "Would you let her drive my car?" "Well, I have a nice car and don't need to drive it, so I guess she would use your car." Again, "Well, what about my golf clubs - would you let her use them?" He "No, I don't think so - she's left-handed." |
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