POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS FOR COUPLES

She does not have: A HARD BODY She is: ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE

She does not: SUN BATHE She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT

Her breast will never: SAG They will: LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD

She does not: SHOP TOO MUCH She is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS

She does not: CUT YOU OFF She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She does not have: BIG HAIR She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED

She does not: SNORE She is: NASALLY REPETITIVE

She does not: GET DRUNK She becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC

She does not have: BIG HOOTERS Her: CUPS RUNNETH OVER

She is not: TOO SKINNY She is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT