According to Jeff Foxworthy,

You're not a kid anymore if

1.You tell the barber to comb it over the best he can.

2. You answer a question with, "Because I told you so."

3. People call you at 9:00 p. m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

4. 8:00 A. M. is your idea of "sleeping in."

5. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

6. You've owned clothes so long that they''ve come back into style ... twice.

7. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

8. Your car must have four doors.

9. You start singing along with the elevator music.

10. You give up hoping you'll get carded at the liquor store... for booze.

11. Your best friend is dating someone half his age... and isn't breaking any laws.