This man walking along the street happens to kick a bottle, and a genie pops out, and says to him, she'll grant him one wish.

He thinks a while, then says, hey I love vodka, would u be able to give me all the vodka I want forever? The genie said of course my man. But how, says the man?

So, the genie says to him, "Every time you go to the bathroom, instead of pee, you will be going vodka".

The man then goes home and tries to pee in the bathroom, and fills a glass with it and smells it, "it smells like vodka" , looks at it, "it looks like vodka", then he tastes it, "wow it IS vodka".

Then he calls his wife to bring him 2 glasses in the bathroom, and she brings them, and he pees vodka into the glasses, now this is Thursday, and asks her to smell, look at, and taste it, and she does, and says "wow, this is the best vodka that i have ever tasted". Then they spend the night drinking the new vodka and having a ball till they are bombed out of their wits.

Comes Friday, the hubby comes home and asks for 2 glasses again, and the wife brings them to him, and they get drunk until 4 am. he goes to work and the next night the same thing happens.

On the fourth night, instead of 2 glasses, he asks his wife to bring him 1 glass, she brings the glass he pees the vodka and she asks, "why only 1 glass, all the other nights u asked for 2 glasses?"

He tells her that tonight she has to drink from the bottle!!!!!!!

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