FOR EASY I.D

(IF YOUR NOT SURE IF YOUR WHITE TRASH LOOK HERE)

1.YOUR WHITE TRASH IF(YOUR DOG DRY HEAVES,WATCHING YOU PUT YOUR TEETH IN.

2.YOUR KIDS PICTURE 'S ON A MILK CARTON (BEFORE YOU NOTICE THEM MISSING.

3.YOU'R KIDS MAKE SLURPEES OUT OF YELLOW SNOW

4.YOU'VE HAD THOUGHT'S OF MAKING NIGHTCRAWLER CHIP DIP.

5. IF YOU SMOKE FISH IN YOUR CAR TRUNK.

6.YOU KNOW YOUR WHITE TRASH IF YOUR KIDS USE CHEESE WIZ IN PLACE OF TOOTH PASTE.

7.IF YOU HAVE SPARE PARTS FOR CARNIVAL RIDES IN YOUR GARAGE.

8.IF YOU'R MOM AND DAD SHARE THE SAME SET OF TEETH.

9.YOU KNOW YOUR WHITE TRASH IF YOU CAR DOOR HANDLE'S ARE VISE GRIPS.

AND NUMBER 10 YOU KNOW YOUR SERIOUS WHITE TRASH: WHEN YOU'R BOSS INVITE'S YOU TO GO HUNTING WITH HIM BECAUSE YOU CAN MAKE DUCK NOISE'S WITH YOU'R ARMPITS.

END OF CHAPTER 1

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