YOU KNOW YOU'RE WHITE TRASH IF

1.YOU GET CONCERNED WHEN THE PRICE OF SCRAP METAL DROPS.

2YOU'VE EVER SENT YOUR HUSBAND TO THE STORE FOR A BOX OF CARP HELPER.

3.YOUR GRANDMOTHER WEARS A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS :JUST BLOW ME:.

4.YOU TELL THE HUMANE SOCIETY THAT YOU'R SHEEP ARE ALL LIARS.

5.YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO FILE A TAX RETURN.

6.YOUR DENTIST CAN'T CLEAN YOU'R TEETH WITHOUT GAGGING.

7.YOU'R KIDS HAVE TO CALL A 1-900 PHONE SEX NUMBER IF THEY NEED TO REACH YOU AT WORK.

8.YOU MEND YOUR CLOTHES WITH A STAPLER.

9.YOU'VE EVER TAKEN A SIX PACK TO A GRAVESIDE SERVICE.

10.YOU'VE EVER PUT A 911 OPERATOR ON HOLD WHILE YOU GOBBLED A COLD ONE.

11.YOU'R KIDS THINK HAMBURGER HELPER IS ONE OF THE MAJOR FOOD GROUP'S.

12. YOU GREW UP BELIEVING A WOMAN WITH NO TEETH WAS GIFTED.

ANY NOW LUCKY 13. YOU THINK SAMSONITE IS SOMEONE YOU READ ABOUT IN THE BIBLE.

END OF CHAPTER 2 MORE TO FOLLOW