YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT.......

If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen

If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match

If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal

If you have ever written a check for 45 cents

If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles

If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping

If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups

If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads

If you cannot remember when you last washed your car

If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip)

If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light or the "Beast"

If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself

If your bed time is no longer 10:00 PM, but 3:00 AM

If you consider Pizza one of the four major food groups.

If you consider the other three to be beer, McDonalds, and candy.

If you've ever missed a class to watch Ricki Lake.

If you've ever sent e-mail to the people you live with.

If you refer to your meal card as "plastic".

If you've ever spent a good hour searching for your student I.D. just so you could get that one dollar off at the movies.

If you've ever stayed up all night just so you wouldn't sleep through your morning class.

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