|
Dangerous Question
There's this woman that had gained a few pounds.
She squeezed into a pair of her old blue jeans.
Wondering if the added weight was noticeable, she asked
her husband "Honey, do these jeans make me look like the side of the house?"
"No, dear, not at all," he replied. "Our house isn't blue."
(I'm sure his NEXT word was "OUCH!")
|