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Typical Male Behavior
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but
he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each
of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a
new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I
could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo
and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money
because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment,
returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the
rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to
marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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