New Blonde Jokes

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't blondes dial 911?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone!

How do you get a blonde on your roof?
Tell her the drinks are on the house.

A blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
The blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.

Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

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