Redneck jokes

What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
"Hey y'all... Watch this!"

How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

How do you tell if a Redneck is Rich?
He will have two cars sitting up on cinder blocks!
And if he is real rich">

Redneck jokes

What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
"Hey y'all... Watch this!"

How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

How do you tell if a Redneck is Rich?
He will have two cars sitting up on cinder blocks!
And if he is real rich, one will have the same color paint all over it's body!