Viagra Humor--
(Original Humor Submitted by Rob Carl)

The makers of Viagra have announced a plan to use proceeds from the sale of Viagra to finance the development of a pill for women that will make elderly men desirable.

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Viagra Humor--
(Original Humor Submitted by Rob Carl)

The makers of Viagra have announced a plan to use proceeds from the sale of Viagra to finance the development of a pill for women that will make elderly men desirable.

Also, the National Organization of Potent Men has announced a plan to protest the distribution of Viagra. A spokesman for the orgranization stated "Viagra gives an impotent man the ability to sustain  an erection for up to 4 hours. This causes feelings of inadequacy, a leading cause of impotency, in normally potent men". The organization fears a sudden and dramatic shift in the demographics of it's membership.

In other news, Kenneth Starr is reportedly investigating a rumor that the Republican Party had used Bob Dole's supply of Viagra from clinical trials to spike fast food deliveries to the Whitehouse.

The Whitehouse has confirmed a report that the entire male staff had participated in a "blind" clinical study in which all but one individual had received a placebo. There was no comment as to the identity of that individual.