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Arkansas Lottery
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What do a Divorce in Arkansas, and a Tornado have in common?
Somebody's going to lose a trailer.
Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or
more? 17 and under not admitted.
What do you get when you have 32 Arkansans in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas: When a couple gets a divorce, they're still
brother and sister.
Two Arkansans are walking down the street toward each other and one is carrying a sack.
When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
The Arkansan and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few
minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"
"No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."
An Arkansan hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big Lincoln Continental. The Arkansan
noticed a bunch of golf tees on the front seat and asked, "What are those things
for?" The driver said, "They're to hold my balls when I drive."
"Boy," exclaimed the Arkansan, "These Lincoln Continentals have everything,
don't they?"
Why did OJ move to Arkansas?
Everybody over there has the same DNA.
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