Dog-walking Friends

Two guys were walking their dogs. One had a German Shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the German Shepherd suggested going for a beer.

The Chihuahua owner says that they won't let them bring in their dogs. The German Shepherd owner takes out a pair of sunglasses and says, "Sure they will."

He goes in with his dog and orders a beer. The bar tender tells him that he has to leave the dog outside. So he tells the bar tender that he is blind and this is his seeing-eye dog. The bar tender apologizes and brings him a beer.

Now the man with the Chihuahua gets up the nerve and dons sunglasses and enters the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him he has to leave his dog outside. The man explains that he is blind and that this is his seeing-eye dog.

The bartender says, "Give me a break! You don't have a seeing-eye dog, its a Chihuahua!"

The man exclaims, "A Chihuahua! You mean to tell me they gave me a Chihuahua!"

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