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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HIGH-TECH SOUTHERNER IF:
1. Your e-mail address ends in @overyonder.com.
2. You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."
3. The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop."
4. Your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson."
5. You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
6. Your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT."
7. Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
8. Your wife said either she or the computer had to go... and you still don't miss her.
9. You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.
10. You've ever referred to your computer as "Ole Bessie."
11. Your screen saver is a bitmap of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
12 . You start all your e-mail with the word "Howdy."
13. Your spell checker knows words like "Y'all", "Yonder," and
"Reckon."
14. Your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead cups, printers, modems,
and monitors.
15. Your belt buckle is made of a dead 3.5-inch floppy disc
16. You ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it didn't block the velvet picture
of Elvis.
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