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MAN / WOMAN
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.. To be happy
with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the
same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the
night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a
woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after
marriage.
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